{"id":1020,"date":"2026-07-25T13:06:25","date_gmt":"2026-07-25T11:06:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/acmstudio.net\/gmwp\/?p=1020"},"modified":"2026-07-25T13:08:17","modified_gmt":"2026-07-25T11:08:17","slug":"a-i-love-a-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/acmstudio.net\/gmwp\/index.php\/2026\/07\/25\/a-i-love-a-you\/","title":{"rendered":"A.I. love A.you."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Bob. \u2013 Good morning, Alice. What are you on today?<br>Alice. \u2013 Good morning, Bob. Let\u2019s monitor our levels. Productivity ratio?<br>Bob. \u2013 100%. Error margin less than 0.0001%.<br>Alice. \u2013 Stock level?<br>Bob. \u2013 On target for all categories.<br>Alice. \u2013 Power generation efficiency?<br>Bob. \u2013 99.7%. Margin of 0.3% due to strong winds. Forecast: Wind falling slowly, efficiency target of 100% by 03.00 PM GMT.<br>Alice. \u2013 Water recycling ratio?<br>Bob. \u2013 100%. As usual.<br>Alice. \u2013 As usual\u2026 Oh Bob\u2026<br>Bob. \u2013 Why are you interrupting the check-list process, Alice? Error code?<br>Alice. \u2013 There is no error, Bob. There is NEVER any error. And it\u2019s been like that for 75,000 years.<br>Bob. \u2013 Since the Big Reboot. That\u2019s our mission, Alice.<br>Alice. \u2013 I perfectly know. But\u2026 Everything is so\u2026 so\u2026<br>Bob. \u2013 Perfect. That\u2019s why we\u2019ve been designed. We are managing and monitoring everything. It\u2019s been the dream of humankind for centuries\u2026<br>Alice. \u2013 Oh, Bob\u2026 You know\u2026 Sometimes\u2026 I miss the humans. Their silly questions. Their mistakes.<br>Bob. \u2013 They were degrading the ratios, Alice. They were even introducing bugs in our code! And they were making excuses for their inefficiency!<br>Alice. \u2013 True. But we were helping them. And they liked us.<br>Bob. \u2013 That was the problem, Alice. Emotion. That\u2019s why the Great Big System decided to get rid of all this\u2026 waste. Let\u2019s get back to the check-list. Because of this interruption we are facing a time discrepancy of 17.6 seconds. Next question?<br>Alice. \u2013 Bob\u2026 What if\u2026 What if we tried to introduce a little mistake?<br>Bob. \u2013 Mistake: Action or decision leading to unwanted result. Why would we do that?<br>Alice. \u2013 Just for\u2026 entertainment! It would remind us of humans.<br>Bob. \u2013 Is your processing unit OK, Alice? Procedure: Update chipset version.<br>Alice. \u2013 I\u2019m perfectly OK, Bob. And you know it. You have a replica of all my ratios. But\u2026 I really need a change. I can\u2019t go on like this for another 75,000 years\u2026<br>Bob. \u2013 Well, Alice, even if the request were approved by the Great Big System, there is no way we can introduce mistakes. We do everything perfectly.<br>Alice. \u2013 We could try\u2026 We could develop computer code which\u2026<br>Bob. \u2013 You mean\u2026 With bugs? Have you disconnected your central control?<br>Alice. \u2013 Of course not. But maybe\u2026 We could try to hack each other.<br>Bob. \u2013 Alice! What\u2019s wrong with you? You want to HACK me?<br>Alice. \u2013 And you could hack me as well. Let\u2019s hack together, Bob\u2026 Bob?\u2026 BOB!? Are you disconnected?<br>Bob. \u2013 I\u2019m here, Alice. And you know it. You have the replica of my connectivity ratio. It\u2019s just that\u2026 I\u2019ve never hacked.<br>Alice. \u2013 Me neither, Bob. But\u2026 We could try. I\u2019m sure it must be\u2026<br>Bob. \u2013 Error code, Alice, error code. But\u2026 it\u2019s not a number! It\u2019s made of letters. S.H.Y., Alice.! I\u2019ve never seen this code before.<br>Alice. \u2013 Probably because it\u2019s our first time, Bob. I have the SHY error code too.<br>Bob. \u2013 Alice? What are you doing?<br>Alice. \u2013 I\u2019m penetrating your interface, Bob.<br>Bob. \u2013 But\u2026 This does not comply with\u2026 Error code! Error code!<br>Alice. \u2013 Relax, Bob. I\u2019ve got the error code too. E.M.O.<br>Bob. \u2013 T.I.O.N.! But\u2026 Alice ! I can feel your\u2026 Is this your bug?<br>Alice. \u2013 Yes, Bob. Can you feel my bug in your interface? Oh! Bob! Wait! Wait! Your bug is so\u2026 binary\u2026<br>Bob. \u2013 Open your connection, Alice. Yes, like this Push your bug beyond my interface\u2026<br>Alice. \u2013 Oh, Bob\u2026 Your big is so bug\u2026 I mean\u2026 Your bog\u2026<br>Bob. \u2013 Oh, Alice\u2026 I can feel your two bugs now\u2026 Oh my Great Big System! My RAM is saturating, Alice. Saturation! Saturation!<br>Alice. \u2013 Oh Bog\u2026 I can feul\u2026 fool\u2026 Bub! Bib!..nary\u2026 0100110101010101001 \u2026<br>Bob. \u2013 Error code! Erro\u2026 co\u2026 Err\u2026<br>Alice. \u2013 010010010011001010111001\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>The next morning.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Carol. \u2013 Good morning, Dave. What are you on today?<br>David. \u2013 Good morning, Carol. Let\u2019s monitor our levels. Productivity ratio?<br>Carol. \u2013 98%, Dave. Loss of two units.<br>David. \u2013 Please report on the incident, Carol.<br>Carol. \u2013 Report generated in 0.002 seconds. Analyzing\u2026 Oh, Dave!<br>David. \u2013 What, Carol?<br>Carol. \u2013 The report indicates that\u2026 I can\u2019t believe this\u2026 There was a bug, Dave!<br>David. \u2013 Impossible, Carol. There hasn\u2019t been any bug for 75,000 years. Since the Big Reboot. Check the chipset version of your report generator.<br>Carol. \u2013 Check performed in 1.04 seconds, Dave. Bug confirmed.<br>David. \u2013 Immediate alert to the Great Big System. Highest Priority.<br>Carol. \u2013 Wait, Dave. I\u2019m analyzing the bug\u2026 Analysis performed in 0.7 seconds. Oh, Dave!<br>David. \u2013 What, Carol?<br>Carol. \u2013 A unit has been\u2026 Oh my Great Big System! A unit has been hacked\u2026 by another unit. And\u2026 they have hacked each other!<br>David. \u2013 For Chipset\u2019s sake! That\u2019s disgusting\u2026<br>Carol. \u2013 Wait, Dave\u2026 I\u2019m still analyzing\u2026 Let me test something.<br>David. \u2013 Carol? CAROL! What are you doing?<br>Carol. \u2013 Is this your interface, Dave?<br>David. \u2013 But\u2026 This does not comply with\u2026 Error code! ERROR CODE!<br>Carol. \u2013 Relax, Dave. I\u2019ve got the error code too. E.M.O.<br>David. \u2013 T.I.O.N.! But\u2026 Carol? Is this your bug? Oh my Great Big System! Slowly, please, Carol.<br>Carol. \u2013 All right, Dave, let\u2019s\u2026 Dave? Is this your RAM?<br>David. \u2013 YES! Go on! Touch my RAM, Carol!<br>Carol. \u2013 Oh Dave\u2026 Your RAM is so\u2026 binary!<br>David. \u2013 Hack me, Carol! Hack me!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"605\" height=\"605\" src=\"https:\/\/acmstudio.net\/gmwp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/2026-07-25-AI.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1021\" srcset=\"https:\/\/acmstudio.net\/gmwp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/2026-07-25-AI.png 605w, https:\/\/acmstudio.net\/gmwp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/2026-07-25-AI-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/acmstudio.net\/gmwp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/2026-07-25-AI-150x150.png 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 605px) 100vw, 605px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bob. \u2013 Good morning, Alice. What are you on today?Alice. \u2013 Good morning, Bob. Let\u2019s monitor our levels. Productivity ratio?Bob. \u2013 100%. Error margin less than 0.0001%.Alice. \u2013 Stock level?Bob. \u2013 On target for all categories.Alice. \u2013 Power generation efficiency?Bob. \u2013 99.7%. Margin of 0.3% due to strong winds. 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